$SLIPPER THE COURT OF VERY CUTE CRIMES

ONE SLIPPER. ZERO REMORSE. OKAY, A LITTLE REMORSE.

BAD DOG.

you ate the slipper.

aww...you so cute.THIS WILL NOT HELP YOUR CASE.
A deadpan gray tabby in black judge's robes holds a wooden gavel above the bench.
THE HON. KITTYPAID PER BONK
“You are a bad dog.
No treats for you.”
COURT COSTS$0CUTE IS NOT A DEFENSE
A golden retriever bows its fluffy head, ears drooping and eyes downcast, beside the witness microphone.but it smelled
like you :(
EXHIBIT A ATE
The evidence: one gray slipper with its toe chewed open and stuffing exposed.

HE DID A LITTLE NOM.

CLICK / TAP / ENTER · +2 NIGHTS OUTSIDE

I SENTENCE YOU TO0 nights outside.
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YES, EVEN IF YOU DO THE LITTLE HEAD TILT.

The slipper trial is in session. Bang the gavel to add two nights outside.

GUILTY OF EATING SLIPPERS.
innocent of being anything but a little guy.

$SLIPPERBad Dog You Ate The Slipper
CALaunch details coming soon

The evidence is overwhelming.

The original #425 courtroom photograph: tabby judge above, guilty retriever to the right, and chewed slipper on a central evidence table.

ONE VERY GOOD DOG. ONE VERY BAD DECISION.